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(Source: levineisgod)

WHAT MAKES YOU PITIFUL
LYRICS
You’re so racist
when your face is
Singing ching chong ling long ting tong baby like it’s okay

You’re so sexist
saying kitchens
are the places women make sandwiches, just go away

Everyone else in the room can see it,
everyone else but you

I wanna light you on fire like nobody else
The rage that you cause me gets me so overwhelmed
And when you open your mouth, it ain’t hard to tell
you don’t know, oh oh,
you don’t know you’re pitiful
If only you saw what I could see
you would know why the hell I get so angry
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe
you don’t know oh oh
you don’t know you’re pitiful
Which makes you even more pitiful

I’m just so sick of
homophobic
people acting dumb all the ti-i-ime

you’re just a liar
and I don’t like it
You just give me complete BS that I don’t buy-uy-uy

Everyone else in the room can see it,
everyone else but you


I wanna light you on fire like nobody else
The rage that you cause gets me overwhelmed
And when you open your mouth, it ain’t hard to tell
you don’t know, oh oh,
you don’t know you’re pitiful
If you only saw what I could see
you would know why the hell I get so angry
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe
you don’t know oh oh
you don’t know you’re pitiful
Which makes you even more pitiful

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah that’s all you say
Haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha but that’s ok because

I wanna light you on fire like nobody else
The rage that you cause me gets so me overwhelmed
And when you open your mouth, it ain’t hard to tell
you don’t know, oh oh,
you don’t know you’re pitiful

I wanna light you on fire like nobody else
The rage that you cause me gets so me overwhelmed
And when you open your mouth, it ain’t hard to tell
you don’t know, oh oh,
you don’t know you’re pitiful

If you only saw what I could see
you would know why the hell I get so angry
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe
you don’t know oh oh
you don’t know you’re pitiful
Oh oh oh
That’s what makes you pitiful

Sorry to deviate from the usual sexy Maroon 5 content…but I want to do my friend a favor!
My friend released this awesome drag queen parody of What Makes You Beautiful called WHAT MAKES YOU PITIFUL!
I’d really appreciate if y’all checked it out! <3